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« on: March 23, 2010, 04:59:32 PM » |
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Curious items I ran into while on a shopping adventure.
Jesus Bank
Laser Guided Scissors
Wii Cheer Pom Poms
"And other cheerleading games for the Wii"
Good God, there's more than one?
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2010, 02:23:05 PM » |
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Dear god.....
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2010, 11:07:04 PM » |
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JEEZ MAN!  There's so much face palm for those scissors that I'm not even gonna bother... I think there's at lest 4 Cheer leading games...I know of at least 2 'We Cheer' games...You could use them in Samba De Amigo, I guess? |
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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2010, 01:23:24 AM » |
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As a believer, i must say I'm quite irritated by that Jesus bank for some reason. Something about his facial expression... almost makes you feel guilty.
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We have screwed up politics, and people killing people because one of them said something or other.
How's that for human wasteland?
Also, yes. There's like tons of things we could say about americans.
I mean, sure, if there's ANY rancid, disgusting or just plain weird thing you can think of, it's done in japan.
But for each and every one of those, there's a fan out there ready to post it on 4Chan. Which I believe is american.
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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2010, 05:53:19 AM » |
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As a believer, i must say I'm quite irritated by that Jesus bank for some reason. Something about his facial expression... almost makes you feel guilty.
"You should be giving this money to the poor instead of hoarding it for yourself!" |
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Gimme a break.
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2010, 01:30:02 PM » |
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I would have bought laser-guided scissors for a dollar.
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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2010, 06:57:36 PM » |
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Yeah, the Jesus bank is oxymoronic. "Relish in all your greed, with the brand new Jesus Bank!"
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« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2010, 08:00:10 PM » |
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Obviously, nobody noticed the giant novelty calculators next to the scissors.
In my sociology class, our teacher told us to bring in calculators with at least ten digits because we were going to do some wealth exercises (Bill Gates, for example). One of my classmates brought in a two-foot calculator that only had eight digits, and couldn't understand why she couldn't use it.
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« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2010, 05:59:49 AM » |
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...Laser guided scissors...
Wow, just... Wow. I thought the Shoedini and the Egg Easy Cracker were lame ideas. But this... This just topped them. For those of you who don't know, the Shoedini is basically a shoehorn on a stick, which allows you to take shoes on or off without having to bend over. In a nutshell? I t makes you just that much more lazy.
The egg easy cracker is designed for retards who can't scramble or break eggs open without making a mess. Put the egg in, squeeze the lever, CRACK. Done.
But this... This has to be the worst idea I ever heard of...
Why can't someone invent something USEFUL? Like a laser guided anti-burglar missile? I'd buy that!
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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 09:04:03 AM » |
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For those of you who don't know, the Shoedini is basically a shoehorn on a stick, which allows you to take shoes on or off without having to bend over. In a nutshell? I t makes you just that much more lazy.
I saw an infomercial for this the other day. How the hell can they talk about this for half a fucking hour? |
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 09:04:53 AM » |
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For those of you who don't know, the Shoedini is basically a shoehorn on a stick, which allows you to take shoes on or off without having to bend over. In a nutshell? I t makes you just that much more lazy.
I saw an infomercial for this the other day. How the hell can they talk about this for half a fucking hour? Was it the one with Gilbert Godfrey? |
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..umm..... rawr? and some stuff?
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 09:27:17 AM » |
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I think that was just a regular commercial. No, I saw one that had a call-in number and everything.
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 10:15:41 AM » |
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I think that was just a regular commercial. No, I saw one that had a call-in number and everything.
yeah, i was just wondering if Gotfried did the infomercial too "IT'S NOT JUST A SHOEHORN! IT'S A SHOEHORN ON A STICK!" (friend)"SHUT UP IAGO WE CARE NOT FOR YOUR SHOES!" |
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..umm..... rawr? and some stuff?
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 12:39:13 PM » |
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BILLY MAYS HERE! I MIGHT BE DEAD< BUT EVEN I CAN PUT ON A SHOE WITH MINIMAL EFFORT WITH THE AMAZING NEW SHOEDINI!!!!
IF YOU CALL NOW, I'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER! GET TWO SHOEDINIS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!
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« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 05:05:17 AM » |
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Who in the hell could listen to Gilbert Godfrey for that long? Sure, he's a hilarious comedian. The downside? Your ears are bleeding by the time he's done talking.
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