Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum

[Strider]

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) ― State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

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[hunter-zero]

American society: new lows can and will be reached

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Says a man from a society where fucking your livestock is only frowned upon.

[Speedy]

Thank gawd for being Dutch

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OK, the Netherlands is one of the only countries I don't have a witty retort for.

But that doesn't make you any less of a human wasteland, Speedy. 

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OK, the Netherlands is one of the only countries I don't have a witty retort for.

But that doesn't make you any less of a human wasteland, Speedy. 

Ah sheesh, it's so easy to make fun of Americunts Ill just spare everyone here the routine rednecks, fatties, ignorant etc...

[Speedy]

We have screwed up politics, and people killing people because one of them said something or other.

How's that for human wasteland?


Also, yes. There's like tons of things we could say about americans.

I mean, sure, if there's ANY rancid, disgusting or just plain weird thing you can think of, it's done in japan.

But for each and every one of those, there's a fan out there ready to post it on 4Chan. Which I believe is american.

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The series of tubes are international, if I recall correctly.